Oh, he’s a wizard alright. But he IS one of the first round characters still alive (which might be because I haven’t played him as often as I would have loved to, but that’s not his fault)
Could a guild beggar ever be a good wizard? Has this guild beggar been a good wizard? I mean there’s been plenty of casting of flaming hands and no self-immolation yet so yeah, good not great. And hey no fumbles!
He carries around these crutches because he plans to one day tie them to his legs so we can be 6 ft taller, and I dunno be in a parade? WTF Umbobo.

Pouring one out for Umbobo.
He’s not dead, he should just avoid the brain cell diminishing qualities of alcohol.